Old rocker Ozzie Osbourne has revealed to Australia’s Herald Sun, that he is “suffering terribly” from the effects of illegal downloading. Sales of Ozzie’s latest album Black Rainhave been slow due to web piracy according to the brummie artist.

The report in the Rolling Stone magazine suggests, as i am inclined to, that the album may not be very good. The good news for Ozzie fans, but bad news for Osbourne himself, is that he is being forced to do ninety concerts a year to promote the album.

Ozzie says “I mean, I ain’t getting any younger,”  “Sharon says to me ‘Just stand there’. I can’t just fucking stand there! I’m a moving target. People would aim their can of beer at my head!”

Keep on rocking Ozzie.